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Kyou Kara Maou-God Save Our King!

Sunday, September 9, 2007
Mga Kapatid tawa naman dyan..

Different prayers of single women....
At Age 15: Lord, give me SuperMAN.
At Age 20: Lord, give me the best MAN.
At Age 30: Lord, give me a good MAN.
At Age 40: Lord, give me a MAN.
At Age 50: Lord, give me sinoMAN.
At Age 60: Lord, maawa ka naMAN.
At Age 70: Lord, kaya ko pa naMAN.
Misis: Hindi ko na kaya 'to! Araw-araw na lang tayong nag-aaway Mabuti pa, umalis na ako sa bahay na 'to!
Mister: Ako rin, sawang-sawa na! Away rito, away roon! Mabuti pa siguro, sumama na ako sa 'yo!

Advantage at disadvantage ng may-asawa....
ADVANTAGE: 'Pag kailangan mo, nandiyan agad.
DISADVANTAGE: 'Pag ayaw mo na, andiyan pa rin!!

What is the difference between a girlfriend, a call girl and a wife?
Sagot: Post paid, pre paid, unlimited.

Do you know INNER ROW?
What is INNER ROW?
Inner Row is that which comes before Pibrerow, Marsow, Abril, Mayow....

Sa isang classroom....
Titser: Class, what is ETHICS?
Pilo: Etiks are smaller than ducks.
Titser: Okey, that duck will lay an egg in your card.

Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami, nakakutsara na.
Pedro: Baligtad yata?
Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare!!

Anak: Itay, nagpapatanong si ma'am kung ano raw ang propesyon mo.
Itay: Sabihin mo, cardiologist.
Anak: Ano po ba ang cardiologist, Itay?
Itay: 'Yung tagaayos ng radio sa car!

Rodrigo: Bakit bad trip ka?
Harry: Nagtampo sa 'kin ang utol ko.
Rodrigo: Bakit naman?
Harry: Nakalimutan ko kasi ang birthday niya.
Rodrigo: 'Yun lang? Anong masama ru'n?
Harry: Ang masama ru'n..... twins kami! Twins!

Justice prevails!

wanderer
jay sebastian fidelino
pisay
topaz
champaca
cesium
gluon
filjourn
january 2, 1992
green is my favorite color
seven (7) is my favorite number
music is my passion
i love writing as well
wishes
...happiness
...contentment
...director's list
...friends
...be able to perform big (sing or act or dance or whatever)
...pass the UPCAT
...be a famous writer or journalist
...be a famous performer
...i want to be happy
connections

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discuss

memory

filjourn
la salle
books
songs
issue
the great escape
mythmakers
sayaw interpretasyon
lagablab
funny
quote from james
jokes
on heaven and hell
greenpeace
bloggers kapihan
journalism
presscon
my inferno
lathalain
pisay reviews
upcat
dumbledore
a condition of vulnerability
kyou kara maou theme
the river
flavor of the weak
labo
four
nikki's story
horror story
pic
monologue part 5
monologue part 4
monologue part 3
monologue part 2
monologue part 1
who
credits to kailanime
brushes:portfelia,